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I think it’s time for some Tom Lehrer youtu.be/R6qFG0uop9k

International Haiku Day. Around the globe, Have a happy one.

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Now we wait for Biden to step down and let Harris become President 47 for a few months...

The date on this!!!

Don't forget to clean your shoes, or there won't be any chocolate in them tomorrow morning...

We've been seeing more norovirus cases than in any season since we started our current reporting system. 📈 Here is what you can do to avoid the spread this winter. 🧼

Please can someone explain the testicular reference in today's NYT Mini?

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Doctors are fleeing the NHS. Every year, 20 000 doctors are leaving the profession prematurely - many because their pay no longer reflects the weight of the job. The real question isn’t whether we can afford to pay doctors. It’s whether we can afford the cost of losing them.

'Last year we lost around 20,000 doctors to them leaving the country or leaving the profession entirely.' GB News Reporter Anna Riley is in Hull where resident doctors are striking over pay. Becky Lavelle tells her why they believe they should be given more.

Doctors are paid per hour. The enhancement we get are: x1.37 for hours worked between 9pm and 7am. For weekends, we get between x1.03 - x1.10, depending on how many weekends we work. This is compulsory overtime.

I see you driving Round town with the girl I love And I'm a haiku

Well the weather outside is dreadful. As for snow, I've had a sledful. So I'm listening to a Beatles CD: Let It Be, Let It Be, Let It Be.

Haiku Club's First Rule Is our one and only rule: Just speak in haiku.

I wanted to write a Haiku, But I wrote a Limerick in lieu. The Limerick's strength? It's the same length As Haiku 1 plus Haiku 2.