Amie Jordan (@amiescool) 's Twitter Profile
Amie Jordan

@amiescool

Tea drinker. Author. Pro Knitter. ALL THE HIDDEN MONSTERS out now. ALL THE LOST SOULS out May '25 - @chickenhsebooks. Rep: @LydiaRSilver @DA_Childrens

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Visual representation of what I imagine it’d look like as Michael cast Lucifer and the Fallen out of Heaven down into Hell for rebelling against God and his will. Which is really ironic.

Pistachio (@harleyshah) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Apparently Iran cannot be trusted with powerful weapons. Which totally makes sense since they haven't attacked a single country in 300 years and Israel has attacked five in one year

Raven (@ravenalternativ) 's Twitter Profile Photo

UK people: it’s a bit warm innit Americans: WARM?????? THAT’S NOTHING 😤😡 MY HOUSE IS 110F ON A COLD DAY 😎 EVERY MORNING I STEP OUTSIDE AND THE SUN INSTANTLY VAPORISES ME 🔥I HAVEN’T SEEN SHADE SINCE ’03 😩 WHAT THE FUCK IS A CELSIUS RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Totally pro this idea btw but also maybe it's just bc Sarah Everard is still burned into every British woman's mind but there's just something v unsettling in my soul about the ease in which masquerading as ICE appears to be now & how it's inevitably going to end for some women

Charlotte’s Mum (@robynporteous) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Being out of the public eye” is an absolutely insane way to refer to being locked away in prison for murdering your girlfriend in cold blood.

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Can’t get over how thick MAGA are. So many responses to this & others like ‘We GoT BiGgEr BoMbS & tHeIr MisSiLeS cAn’T eVeN rEaCh Us We’Re SaFe🤡’ they aren’t gonna retaliate with missiles but ✨TERRORIST ATTACKS✨ you fucking imbeciles how can you not get what you’ve just done

OSAS🦅 (@mrogdiamond) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes isn't enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good

marc (@feelingsplain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

absolutely insane that everyone who lives in Manchester, Glasgow and Edinburgh knows that the 'random fires' in their cities are 100% deliberate and done so property developers can make a few quid but there's seemingly nothing anyone is able to do about it

Claire 💙 (@clairebubblepop) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My Dad was able to buy a house, have two kids, pay the bills, we were middle class on one salary. We had same day GP, ambulances within mins, dentists, good education, good public transport, clean beaches and rivers. Now even two salaries would struggle. And the UKs gone to SHIT.

Amie Jordan (@amiescool) 's Twitter Profile Photo

truly fascinating how money seems to destroy taste. What in the clip art word document is that invite when you have the funds for the world’s best graphic designers at your fingertips