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It is VERY fucked up that Maverick threw Goose’s dog tags in the ocean when Goose had a kid!!!! (my boyfriend just made me watch Top Gun for the first time)

My daughter! Out this week.

My mom with a breaking bulletin

My home review of the new Top Gun: too much flying

The Harry Potter ride’s still making me feel like I want to barf 24 hours later, what wizardry is this

Saying a 👍 is passive aggressive denigrates the serious work my mother has been advancing for 7 decades.

Can’t believe they let these guys wear diamond carat earrings when my sixth grade softball league kicked me out for refusing to remove my tiny metal piercing studs… my Super Bowl thoughts.

now my daughter can write her college essay about how she grew up in a house where her mom lost her blue check.

The next day this kid goes to all his friends at school who need retainers and tells them, “He comes down from the fucking ceiling.” And what then?

Lousy Carter Locarno Film Festival

I couldn’t agree more. Feeling in TOTAL awe of blake butler’s book and rage toward the dopes who took to Twitter to spew their dullness without having read it. slate.com/culture/2023/1…

Reflecting again on my time last week watching Martha Stewart for hours on a hotel tv. Obviously one could say she’s the blueprint for the tradwife girlies but there’s so much more to it than that. Unlike them instead of neurotically performing femininity she has this amazing

My 'good' "friend" Bob Byington has a new movie out this weekend that I can report Is Good because Bob tricked me into coming out to see it in a theater by pretending to be present in town. You, however, can watch it from your home.

looks fun

have to imagine it would be a real bummer to get cast for this.

someone buy it before it goes to the Whitney

tree topper perfect embodiment of the year

Feels quaint to post career stuff on here at this point 😎