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Just THREE WEEKS until my new book is out in paperback. This version is: - cheaper - lighter - has the *same number of jokes as the hardback* - easier to fit in luggage - available to pre-order here or at your local bookshop amazon.co.uk/Beginners-Guid…

Yesterday's fun: here I am surrounded by 500 signed copies of A Beginner's Guide to Breaking and Entering, shortly on their way to independent bookshops around the UK. To get yours... just go to your local bookshop! Here's a handy link. Yes, my hand hurts. uk.bookshop.org/p/books/a-begi…

Not pictured: me crawling under the desk to get into the centre of Book Castle.

Thank you Lindsay!

It's a GOOD DAY for HALF PRICE AUDIOBOOKS. 'The Last Day' *and* 'A Beginner's Guide To Breaking And Entering' are in the Audible 2-for-1 sale - starting today and running until the 21st of May. But just get them today, yeah? audible.co.uk/ep/sp-landing

Nice news: if you head to audible.co.uk/ep/sp-landing you can get my new book A Beginner's Guide To Breaking And Entering - read by none other than Phil Dunster - in a TWO FOR ONE deal. He reads it so well. Go go go! The link is up there! Click it!

This was mega-fun to do, and my theory - that we need more empty houses, not fewer - will definitely prove uncontroversial and be interpreted as I meant. Listen here for Spicy Housing Chat!

It is the penultimate day of the deal of the century: two books for the price of one on Audible! 'A Beginner's Guide To Breaking And Entering' and 'The Last Day' are both included. Here is the terrific Phil Dunster reading the former. Click here to BUY NOW audible.co.uk/ep/sp-landing

Literary criticism alert: I have written for the Times about one of the greatest housing novels of all time, High-Rise. It's here, and in the paper on Saturday. If you can't wait until then/if you want a picture of Tom Hiddleston in the buff, here it is: thetimes.com/culture/books/…

Cheap books! For the month of June, you can get A Beginner's Guide To Breaking And Entering for just 99p. This is the cheapest possible way to get it, short of breaking into someone else's house and nicking theirs. Here it is: amazon.co.uk/Beginners-Guid…

Reminder: for the whole of this month you can get my latest book for a *criminal* (the book is about criminals) 99 pence on Kindle. Yes! Do It! amazon.co.uk/Beginners-Guid…

Too far. NOW we need to act. theguardian.com/environment/20…

It's going to be a warm weekend. Stay indoors and read - and the good news is that for ten days only, my new book is on Kindle for just £0.99. A SINGLE ENGLISH POUND. Here's the link! amazon.co.uk/Beginners-Guid…