Great! Now, my cousin, whose humor is quoting Adam Sandler movies, thinks he's funny enough to host SNL.

March 6th at Permanent Records LA ~with~ Joel Kim Booster @aparnapkin river buddy butcher 🤠 Andy Peeeeeeeeeeters @blairsocci See you there! Advance tix for this week and future shows: cleftclips.ticketsauce.com Poster by kath ☺︎

My kid just uttered the words that every parent dreads hearing: "I think I like Golfing."

April 3rd at Permanent Records LA ~with~ Naomi Ekperigin Steve Hernandez Andy Peeeeeeeeeeters @blairsocci #DanTelfer #BrendanScannell See you there! Advance tix for this week and future shows: cleftclips.ticketsauce.com Poster by kath ☺︎

Thanks to everyone who made it out to Permanent Records LA last night and to our wonderful Hot Tubbers Steve Hernandez Andy Peeeeeeeeeeters @blairsocci #DanTelfer & #BrendanScannell

Tomorrow, we've got an absolute killer lineup of our favorite comics, plus the Richeeze truck will be there as we bid a fond farewell to a Mint on Card favorite, Mr. Andy Peeeeeeeeeeters

the "stand-up comedians over 35 who don't wanna keep posting clips" lobby is far more powerful than you could have ever imagined

I think Ian is great. I think this book will be great, and I look forward to reading it. You should, too.

Watching the Olympics with my kids and before any athlete does there thing, my 3 year old says, "Good luck forever, person!" and, I just need this to be a thing that we say to each other in everyday life.

as a wrestling fan: There is just so much more they could be doing with these personal swimmer entrances at the Olympics.

We need to start differentiating between Crowd Work and Improvised Stand Up. They are not the same thing.

My 4 year old asked me why it's raining and it made me realize that I am a 40 year old man who does. not. know. what. rain. is.

This is such a funny joke!

I haven't lived in Michigan during the cold season since 2004. Are people still wearing thermal underwear under an offspring T-shirt?

Being a comedian is a rough job. Every day, I learn about a person in my field who is doing way better than me. That shit doesn't happen to accountants.

A comic asked me why I don't become a dadfluencer. Probably because I'm living a 24/7 panic attack and just trying to survive this! I don't have time to come up with 14 fun butter toast recipes!

Everyone is alive but unfortunately my sisters house burned down. Donate if you can. Thanks to those of you who have donated and shared.