Me: *spills on myself* "Jesse wtf I blame you!" Jesse: "what?" Me: "you made me turn my head. Can you grab me a new shirt" (effectively making it his fault that this happened. I don't make the rules)

I was feeling really tired and moody lately. I googled my symptoms and it turns out I’m a postdoc.

Canadian winters got me thinking about how I would thrive as an indoor cat.

Last night, Rory (my cat) punched Jesse (my boyfriend) in the face. #CatsOnTwitter #PowerSlap

The research conducted in the world of #academia is typically meant to help those who do not conduct research, yet results are gate-kept behind hefty paywalls. If you want access to a paper, email the authors. We are more than happy to share our work (isn't that the pont?)

Move your body because you love your body

My approach as an academic reviewer is always "this paper should be published" FIRST As long as the theory, method, stats, and interpretation is sound, the worst you should give is 'accepted;major review" End the mentality of "I succeed ONLY if others fail" #AcademicTwitter

First week being in industry vs. 7 years in academia and.... I am SO SEEN WHAT THE HECK?! I'm 4 days in, and my colleagues can't wait to pick my brain and are excited about what I bring to the table?! #AcademicChatter #altac #appreciated

PhDs have a range of transferable skills but are not taught how to market them. Here are 10 high-value transferable skills:

meeting the person who is training you at a new job is exactly like when a baby duck imprints on its mother. following them around clueless as shit. someone else will be like hey can you send this email and it’s like no i’m not sure i can. i’ve never done that without jeremy

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JOHNNY BOY 😉

Going into the weekend with no social plans and I feel like I'm getting a long weekend

Me on the train always: "please don't sit near me" Strangers: sit near me 😩😩😩 Like these four seats are all for me, what don't you understand about that?!?!?

I was in Toronto all day Tuesday for client meetings, then seeing my cousin after work. Had to take a train and bus home, and I feel literally HUNGOVER it's THURSDAY

I'm either watching Bridgerton or Rupaul and jesse cannot keep up with my vibe

Me: work laptop logged me out of everything and got stuck in the restart loop. Trying to troubleshoot the issue Jesse at the same time: don't forget to make the bed. Can you let me know if my beard is too scruffy?

Jesse doesn't understand that I don't want to make sandwiches, I want to make wraps. But he doesn't want to buy wraps until the bread is gone. Male vs. Female mentality at its finest

Body dysmorphia is wild because I'm like wow I'm so bloated. Then see myself in mirrors and am like damn I look good. Then thinking wow all these mirrors are distorted

I've completed a PhD and a postdoc and I still scroll to the end of an article to see how many of those 20 pages are content versus citations 🤷🏼‍♀️ #AcademicTwitter