Early Woody Allen: I was depressed even as a child, on my 10th birthday I tried to stick my head in an EZ bake oven. Late Woody Allen: My enchanted gramophone, which plays jazz by the way, makes models want to get their toes sucked.

2018 Zhang Mingen, Jeffery Ji, Jeam Zhu, Wang Hao Xuan - Tomb of The Sea / Sand Sea / 沙海 ShaHai web drama m.weibo.cn/detail/4283774… #TombOfTheSea

NIXON: I am not a crook TRUMP: Here’s how I did the crimes

I just got hit by a rubber bullet near the bottom of my throat. I had just interviewed a man with my phone at 3rd and Pine and a police officer aimed and shot me in the throat, I saw the bullet bounce onto the street LAist @kpcc OK, that’s one way to stop me, for a while

Shot and killed. For feeding people

Map shows the longest train ride in the world. Source: buff.ly/3lh1epv

Tally marks. Turns out people around the world count differently to five when taking notes. I had no idea. Source: buff.ly/3jsBrca

Turns out the colours of windsocks indicate wind speed in actual units of measurement rather than vague "lots of wind" or "just a little wind". Source: buff.ly/3hm7v05

Euler diagram-map of the British Isles. Helps us to name certain groupings of islands, doesn't help us to understand who will be upset when each term is used 😉 Source: buff.ly/39cIC6j

I've been sent this wonderful image showing different types of screws. I love it!

Overview of different dashboard lights that might pop up in your car. Number 29 apparently isn't referring to a casserole... Source: buff.ly/3b3YXey

Essential knowledge: How to do shadow puppets. Source: buff.ly/2YuuL4O

See my definitive guide to Slopegraphs: Theory and Practice. Your standard should be: compare your R version with 80 published slopepgraphs! To publish slopegraphs requires hand tuning in Illustrator by someone who is good with layout typography. edwardtufte.com/bboard/q-and-a…