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Put America on a PIP

Peak NYC: RAID setting up a table in Union Square for free samples and tips while I see a literal mouse scampering near a garbage can if you can make it here etc etc

Time to dust this off isannieattheapplestore.com because I live there now

MY DUDES, WE KNOW, BUT WE EAT THEM ANYWAY PLEASE SHUT UP FFS NO NEED TO COME FOR MY RAINBOW

I HATE THAT THIS WAGON OF BUTTHOLES STILL PERSISTS.

He’s doing the lord’s work hail satan

Real question am I the street or am I the car

This is me except no baby and no pants. Also Claritin does not do this but whiskey does cmon Korea get your shit together you totally know this

Let’s go Suraj Patel! LET’S DO TTHHIISSSSS

Bought food that cost too much was not Mexican failed on many levels forgive me

Come say hi!

NYC if you can make it here you can take a dump in everyone’s mouth

of the programming for #DismemberTheAlamo 2022, the 3rd included Dean Puckett's 2018 short SATAN'S BITE: OR THE FOOLISHNESS OF WITCHFINDER THOMAS EASTCHURCH paired w/ a 1970s exploitation feature i've actually seen before but whose title we were sworn to secrecy from revealing.

There’s a Dippin Dots that just opened next to a new Taco Bell next to a new wings joint next to my office please hop in your time machine and join me in this food court aka the Flatiron

It’s fucking Santa Con all this human evolution ends today we had a good run

Chicago is trying to kill us

Shout out to all the chickens and their wings who survived the purge today