joe biden pardon the uhc ceo killer plz plz plz I’ll forgive you for your entire administration

BIG QUESTION: how do people buy sheets for circular beds? do they sell circular fitted and flat sheets?

does Santa know we don’t wear shoes inside our house?

one year I will escape white people asking me to do a cold plunge but not this year

does anyone else play Am I the Prettiest Person on this Zoom Call or is that just me?

lowkey relieved tiktok is being banned, there were too many videos that I hadn’t responded to and it was weighing on me

well what the hell

I’m so sorry for how bright my headlights are my dad picked out my car and I didn’t want like this 😭😭😭😭

bring back movies with a runtime < 2 hours ! !

matching with conservatives on hinge to tell them to call their local representatives about not defunding scientific research is the grassroots work we really need

the girlies at work are not prepared for the absolute hack job I did on my bangs tonight

every time a slack channel gets muted an angel gets her wings back

back on that shit (my iron supplements)

I’ll watch literally anyone’s Instagram story, I promise it doesn’t mean anything I’m just bored and nosy

telling myself med school won’t be hard because I’m a pretty princess who is pure of heart 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

med school is love island and I’m running the confessional camera

someone unironically said “chat[gpt] is your friend” to me 😭 get me out of hereeeeeeee pls im begingggg

“i asked chatgpt-” NEXT TIME DON’T. ask ME, choose ME, i can misinform you. i do it with love and affection

being friends with men is a humiliation ritual