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I wanted everything to make sense but I’ve lived a thousand lives & that makes it quite difficult.

I’ve had actual adventures! Real ones! Mountains, storms, rivers & wildfires! Stuff that someone needs to write about 😂

What are some good pranks to play whilst I holiday in a caravan in Norfolk for a week?

There are things that l know about my own history that would destroy people. Some secrets have to remain hidden. We’ve all lived a life ;-)

It’s #Uncanny podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/unc…

Again! You cannot fight monsters by becoming a monster!

The perfect bookshop doesn’t exis… oh myyyyy Scrivener’s Books and Bookbinding, Buxton, England

I just had a fall out with #Alexa She wouldn’t repeat the song she song she’d just sang to me about how she likes to eat worms! #Blur were right modern life is rubbish 🤪

Is my cutlery draw unusual? I appear to have thousands of spoons & forks & five knives?

Jason Feather Emma Pinner Cyan.... too easy

I cleaned this evening! I found something in a cup & in my oven so furry it could have been from #StarTrek! I had to dowse them both with bleach & boiling water as they could have destroy us all I couldn’t even take a photo lest they attempt to stop my exposing them! #ADHD

I cant remember when I last cleared out the vacuum so whole civilisations are battling out in there until my next Big Bang fortunately for them its quite infrequent. Just take care when handling the sack & be careful with the hose it can pop off any moment!

If history tells us anything it’s that us humans just aren’t very good at being human!

Lots of people have loved me but Ive never loved myself Maybe thats why Ive had so many relationships Nothing lasts forever However I have been loved & I have loved in return & that is one of the best things we can expect from life Often it doesnt feel like it but someone loves u

Just an alert to any burglars! I’m away to Norfolk tomorrow. Not sure when I’ll be back but I literally have nothing of value so you are welcome to take anything you find! I do hope your car boor sale goes well :-)

I have ADHD so tomorrow I will be stuffing random things into a bag & hoping it just works. It used to! All I needed at Glastonbury one time was a tiny plastic dragon & a bottle of vodka but it gets a bit more complicated when I have to simulate adulthood!

In #Norfolk

‘Normally weird & weirdly normal’ #robinince I finished it in two days whilst on holiday on the Norfolk coast. Great book I would recommend! #ADHD #Normallyweirdandweirdlynormal #Dalek #EastRuntonCoast #FatLeggedFlowerBeetle