I thought I had been steeling myself for COVID ruining Christmas, but seeing it confirmed there will be no sing-along Muppet Christmas Carol at Prince Charles Cinema has elicited a surprisingly strong reaction.

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As it stands, my first two trips back to the cinema post-lockdown are going to be the #ScottPilgrim rerelease and #TheSparksBrothers. No, YOU have an edgarwright problem.

For years, scientists have wondered whether you can make grown men and women weep tears of joy with a podcast notification. The answer is yes, you can. After a five year hiatus, MATEScast | Fan Account is back.

It is with a heavy heart that I have to announce that I have not, in fact, been moonlighting as a fashion design studio on the side. x.com/Simone_Biles/s…

Looking forward to this, which incredibly will be my third @EdgarWright Q&A in four months after the Scott Pilgrim rerelease and Sparks... x.com/edgarwright/st…

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

Steamed Primes. (Every frame is a 1,536-digit prime number.)

Glass Onion having the subtitle 'A Knives Out Mystery' and not 'A Benoit Blanc Mystery' is the crossest I've been at heartless advertisers/lawyers since the game that wasn't called Total War:hammer.

My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce.

Outrageously tempted to build my own ursine horror double-bill on Saturday, with a showing of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey at 1610 Prince Charles Cinema and then Cocaine Bear at 2020 Picturehouse Central...

This is the most insane chess flex i have ever witnessed lmfao

There are no more details in this snippet from an Empire article about Oppenheimer, but I assume someone's asked the obvious follow-up question?

I hadn't considered the possibility that ON games journal Volume One would be an object so lovely and luxurious that I would worry, or care, about breaking the spine...

"This week, the role of the Witch-King of Angmar will be played by the British Isles."

Shout-out to the passenger on my flight who finished watching Emilia Pérez within an hour of take-off by simply skipping every musical number.

After five years, one calendar clash and two cancelled screenings (including one on my birthday!), tonight I finally get to see Uncut Gems in a sold out screen at the Prince Charles Cinema. This is how I win.