Jump into the passenger seat. We’ve got a job to do. #TwistedMetal premieres July 27, only on @Peacock

Yes!!!!!!!! #LFC Liverpool FC

Hooper and his crew might as well have kicked that one in themselves.

Shambolic

Diogo J(ust scores goals) Liverpool FC

Never a pen Terrible #England #Euro2024Qualifiers

Sooner country paying homage to Will Arnett™. (For Tracey in Wisconsin, “sooner country” refers to Oklahoma.)

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Budget Deficit (numbers in parentheses mean surplus) Under Jimmy Carter 1977: $54B 1981: $79B Change: +46.2963% Under Ronald Reagan 1981: $79B 1989: $153B Change: +93.6709% Under George H.W. Bush 1989: $153B 1993: $255B Change: +66.6667% Under Bill Clinton 1993: $255B 2001:

Excited to *help* my new bestie Connor McDavid at the #NHLAllStar game!! …and also show off my home town of Toronto!! ESPN ESPN+

Please respect my privacy in this difficult time

Playtime’s over. #SuicideSquadGame is AVAILABLE NOW! @suicidesquadrs

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had a wonderful evening last night at The 2024 Vanity Fair Oscar Party with the two fellas to my right. The fella to my left…someone named “Justin T. from New York” (?)….was also kind but boy, did he have a lot of questions. You can hear some of them on “SmartLess”. 📸 Mark

I did my best

‘He sauntered on to his private G550, wearing a tight black t-shirt that silhouetted his plump b-cups. A black cowboy hat was on backwards but none of the sycophants gathered for the short flight from Austin had the balls to tell him. He told a joke in his strange clipped dialect

‘He skipped from the car, in his finest Brooks Brother’s Boys suit, tortoise shell Oliver People’s giving him the air of refinement he so craved but still looked like the guy who carried the equipment bag for evangelical league softball games. He was a long way from church now..

Back in March, Joe Biden, Bill Clinton and I sat down with three real icons – the hosts of “SmartLess” – to talk about everything from the economy and gun violence, to what we miss about being in office and the importance of sending Joe and Kamala back to the White House. We