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briefly forgot the word humiliate but invented the word humilify

I made "The Mario Kart 64 Poems" at 24

scalded myself with sleepytime tea last night which isn't exactly ironic per se but did make sleeping more difficult

writing poems today

we have the wedge salad. so why not other simple machine salads? pulley salad. wheel and axel salad. I mean seriously people what are we doing

seedless watermelons depress me. they are like unwilling eunuchs.

do you guys ever "send error report"

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they should let you take the day off work if you promise to read books all day

sorry for being the world's's dumbest tipsiest vocal frying dollar store pseudo mystic i'm so sorry

if I were a woman I'd probably have an ugly purse full of bullshit

his favorite musical artist is Basic Channel

it's my birthday so go to my profile to see some balloons. thanks!

last night's birthday set was fun and this vid I will cherish