Grief scone with grief oat latte

I have great thighs. That’s the whole tweet.

Get them out!! 🥾🚪

I left my seat for one minute

With goats cheese for breakfast. I have not known which day of the week it is for a full month.

Celebrating having no feelings 🫱🏼

I’m genuinely surprised that Taylor knows who her Dad is. None of her kids know theirs.

serving suggestions please

Restaurants. Just serve the fucking food.

Sorry but this is a performance. My father spent his last few days of life in hospice. In palliative care, the goal is pain management only. Naturally, the dying person will stop eating and drinking. The organs shut down and a final breath is taken. My father was essentially

Apparently that ugly, pube-haired woman that spends all day with her head in stranger’s toilets remembered my wedding anniversary! That’s adorable! Must be easier to remember the important dates for other couples when all of your own romantic relationships have failed.

19 years, you bunch of lonely c*nts ❤️

Sally Hines She clearly kicking that person that’s on the ground. The law in Scotland classes that as engaging in a fight and she’d be charged her and could go to prison like me. She laid hands on me before and threatened to knock me out if I turn up to women’s events. She’s dangerous

My little baby boy

Thickos shouldn’t be allowed on the internet

My son: *Looking drama and contemplative Me: “What are you thinking about?” My son: “I was just wondering what would happen if I kicked the metal leg of the coffee table in bare feet - would I dent it or would I just break my foot…”

I think Tommy is a bit of a bellend. But this restaurant thing is grinding my gears. Imagine a world where restauranteurs think their patrons are invested in their politics. What a pompous wanker, this Will fella. “Are the eggs free range? Is the kitchen nut-free? Can I have

Alicia Painter 🫒 (they/them) Shut. The fuck. Up. Just shut the fuck up. You chronic, self-centred bampots need a factory reset. And by the way, plenty of people care more about innocent little rabbits than your retarded pronouns. Transphobia doesn’t exist because trans doesn’t exist. No amount of

Alicia. Let’s break it down, your retardation. Firstly, you can’t decide if you’re a boy or a girl. Very worrying for an aspiring ‘clinical researcher’. To clarify, you’re a woman. Trans people do not exist. Transsexuals, cross dressers, autogynephiles and very few people

“We literally just tried to tell them how to think, and we got push back.” Trans cultists, sorry but the game is over. You do not control the thoughts, speech or endorsements of others. You never did. Cry for eternity, you fragile little mutants. #TWAM