gpt-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD

if academics are so smart why can't they connect to eduroam?

Jfc yes, it was not that long ago that cancer survivors were a rare and exclusive club.

🗣️Language is widely distributed throughout the brain🧠 In a recent correspondence in Nature Rev Neurosci, we suggest that there is no 'language network' in the brain. What appears as such is an inevitable illusion created in part by the methods we use. nature.com/articles/s4158…

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm. Have a great night!

Dalton wishes it was the Super Bowl every day - he got so much attention in his little eagles jersey

#mRNAvaccines for #PancreaticCancer (PDAC) PART4 1. Out today in nature nature.com/articles/s4158… 🧵👇🏽 [1/23]

Look at this shit! I put out a small pile of almonds for the local murder and sat and watched them again. These motherfuckers lined up SINGLE FILE and took turns eating a couple almonds and leaving some for the next bird.

This data gives me hope: it shows what’s possible when we invest in pediatric cancer research. But continued progress isn’t guaranteed. Pharma has no incentive to focus on rare and childhood cancers. Federal funding is essential to ensure every child has a chance at survival.

Did this university send me a chatGPT written rejection for a faculty position and forget to stick in the school name?? What a choice

Okay but Utah, can I interest you in H2Flow - an aquatic based social media oral experience?

we're waiting for the end of the sentence

The two worst feelings in academia are writing and not writing

We have lost a legend. Yesterday morning, I received the devastating news that Kanzi, the world’s most famous bonobo, died unexpectedly the day before, in the company of his bonobo family Ape Cognition and Conservation Initiative. I've written here about this tremendous loss. We will miss him dearly.

Working at a coffee shop and the woman next to me has been staring at a blank document with the word "Dissertation" for last two hours

Been thinking about this a lot lately as a neurodivergent baddie and as a composition teacher: I never did an outline for my papers before I taught and my writing was mediocre. I had brilliant ideas, but they often got muddled up between my brain and the page. 1/4

Kyrie very pleased with herself for commandeering Dalton’s BarkBox BarkBox

🚨WE WON OUR UNION 🚨

Congrats to Penn postdocs on winning their union! 🎉

Proud of myself for these macarons! Still working on the technique.