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Irony is you people are tweeting in English only as you know very well that English have more reach on social media then your Local Language. That is called double standard and Hypocrisy. Bank is Hiring Hindi Official Language officer as per Central Govt Policy only. So what is

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Punjab & Haryana High Court has termed Haryana govt's policy of offering transfer benefits only to women in the Animal Husbandry Dept as discriminatory. The court said male employees working on the same post must also get equal benefits. It directed the govt to respond and ensure

Punjab & Haryana High Court has termed Haryana govt's policy of offering transfer benefits only to women in the Animal Husbandry Dept as discriminatory. The court said male employees working on the same post must also get equal benefits. It directed the govt to respond and ensure
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The Union Bank of India historical judgement on female officers transfers - explained in simple hindi Source : prem chauhan legal point youtu.be/82M_Qfk-gHQ?si…

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Among 23 candidates, two have been selected to serve as the new Managing Directors and Chief Executive Officers of Union Bank of India and Central Bank of India.

Among 23 candidates, two have been selected to serve as the new Managing Directors and Chief Executive Officers of Union Bank of India and Central Bank of India.
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🚨 Big move by Canara Bank! 🚨 Possibly the first public sector bank to scrap minimum balance charges across all savings accounts—regular, salary & NRI. 💥 From June 1, maintain ₹0 and pay ₹0! #BankingReform #CanaraBank #ZeroBalance

🚨 Big move by Canara Bank! 🚨
Possibly the first public sector bank to scrap minimum balance charges across all savings accounts—regular, salary & NRI. 💥
From June 1, maintain ₹0 and pay ₹0!
#BankingReform #CanaraBank #ZeroBalance
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A silent shift from savings & FDs to smarter G-Sec investing. Will banks feel the heat? RBI’s Retail Direct Platform is quietly shaking things up! ✅ Higher returns (6.2–8.05%) ✅ Zero charges, no middlemen ✅ 100% sovereign safety But What is RBI Retail Direct? It’s like a

A silent shift from savings & FDs to smarter G-Sec investing.
Will banks feel the heat?

RBI’s Retail Direct Platform is quietly shaking things up!
✅ Higher returns (6.2–8.05%)
✅ Zero charges, no middlemen
✅ 100% sovereign safety

But What is RBI Retail Direct?
It’s like a
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Monitoring Chain in Banks S-I to S-III → CMs CMs → AGMs AGMs → DGMs DGMs → GMs GMs → CGMs CGMs → EDs/MDs EDs/MDs → Headlines, hashtags & hindsight 😄 ✅ Pressure at base. Performance at base. 🧭 Pressure flows daily — downward. But PLI ? 100% for TOP

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Since no new MD has been recommended for Punjab & Sind Bank, even as new MDs have been appointed for Union Bank of India and Central Bank of India, Mr. Saha is expected to continue as the MD & CEO of Punjab & Sind Bank for now.

Since no new MD has been recommended for Punjab & Sind Bank, even as new MDs have been appointed for Union Bank of India and Central Bank of India, Mr. Saha is expected to continue as the MD & CEO of Punjab & Sind Bank for now.
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PSBs in 2020: “We dominate the market!” PSBs in 2025: “We used to dominate...” 😅 📉 Credit share: 57.7% ➡️ 52.3% 📉 Deposit share: 60.3% ➡️ 57.3% Meanwhile, Private Banks be like: 📈 Catch us if you can! 📈 Credit: 34.3% ➡️ 40.0% 📈 Deposit: 33.7% ➡️ 36.2% It’s not a

PSBs in 2020: “We dominate the market!”
PSBs in 2025: “We used to dominate...” 😅

📉 Credit share: 57.7% ➡️ 52.3%
📉 Deposit share: 60.3% ➡️ 57.3%

Meanwhile, Private Banks be like:
📈 Catch us if you can!
📈 Credit: 34.3% ➡️ 40.0%
📈 Deposit: 33.7% ➡️ 36.2%

 It’s not a
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After regulating everything else, RBI finally remembered — Wait, poor people still have gold✨ So now comes a new rulebook: 📜 Income proof (even if there’s none) 📜 Ownership documents (even for ancestral gold) 📜 Lower loan amounts (because why make life easier?) Gold was the

After regulating everything else, RBI finally remembered —
Wait, poor people still have gold✨

So now comes a new rulebook:
📜 Income proof (even if there’s none)
📜 Ownership documents (even for ancestral gold)
📜 Lower loan amounts (because why make life easier?)

Gold was the
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TheBanker’sMirror Give PSB the workforce which private banks have per branch and give the PSB freedom which private banks have and unshackle PSB from government scheme burdens the see we will double the gap with private bank in 3 years

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New date, old drama — zero results Strikes that end before they begin, demands that dissolve faster than the press note. Dear officers, they say: "Say a few good words. I say Enough. Just f off. We don’t want this bullsh*t anymore. Same team. Same agenda. Same actors. Same

New date, old drama — zero results
Strikes that end before they begin, demands that dissolve faster than the press note.
Dear officers, they say: "Say a few good words. 

I say 
 Enough. Just f off. We don’t want this bullsh*t anymore.

Same team. Same agenda. Same actors. Same
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IDBI Bank: In profit? ✅ In demand? ✅ In public interest? ✅ Result? For Sale. 🏷️ Only in New India — where performance is the quickest route to privatisation. DFS Nirmala Sitharaman any logic left, #IDBIBankForSale

IDBI Bank: In profit? ✅
In demand? ✅
In public interest? ✅
Result? For Sale. 🏷️
Only in New India — where performance is the quickest route to privatisation.
<a href="/DFS_India/">DFS</a> <a href="/nsitharaman/">Nirmala Sitharaman</a> any logic left, 
#IDBIBankForSale
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Banking within 3 km radius for every Indian! 🇮🇳 India Post(India Post’s extensive network of over 150,000 rural post offices expected to play a central role) to lead the charge, supported by NABARD to bridge rural banking gaps. No citizen left behind—this is true financial

Banking within 3 km radius for every Indian! 🇮🇳
India Post(India Post’s extensive network of over 150,000 rural post offices expected to play a central role)  to lead the charge, supported by NABARD to bridge rural banking gaps.
No citizen left behind—this is true financial
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After arresting all frauds in the banking ecosystem, RBI finally enters the gold loan framework — next, Banks will ask for an invoice to pledge grandma’s bangles, as per new framework . 😂 Rural folks will now return to moneylenders with open arms. #RBI #GoldLoan

After arresting all frauds in the banking ecosystem, RBI finally enters the gold loan framework — next, Banks will ask for an invoice to pledge grandma’s bangles, as per new framework . 😂 Rural folks will now return to moneylenders with open arms. #RBI #GoldLoan
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🚨 RBI may ease foreign ownership rules in Indian banks. 🔹 Boosts FDI & privatization 🔹 Short-term stock gains likely 🔹 Foreign banks may profit more But it raises questions on control, regulation & capital outflows. #RBI #Banking

🚨 RBI may ease foreign ownership rules in Indian banks.
🔹 Boosts FDI &amp; privatization
🔹 Short-term stock gains likely
🔹 Foreign banks may profit more
But it raises questions on control, regulation &amp; capital outflows.
#RBI #Banking
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40 years of 5-day week for Central Govt offices. Started: 3rd June 1985. They moved on. ✅ Banks in 2025: "2nd & 4th Saturdays off. The rest? Digital-age slavery in a suit." 💻🧑‍💼⛓️ DFS Nirmala Sitharaman still buffering... since 1985. 🐢 #5DayBanking #5DayWeekForBanks

40 years of 5-day week for Central Govt offices.
Started: 3rd June 1985. They moved on. ✅

Banks in 2025:
"2nd &amp; 4th Saturdays off. The rest? Digital-age slavery in a suit." 💻🧑‍💼⛓️
<a href="/DFS_India/">DFS</a> <a href="/nsitharaman/">Nirmala Sitharaman</a> still buffering... since 1985. 🐢

#5DayBanking #5DayWeekForBanks
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"The Cup Eating Lives" 🏆💔 What should’ve been a moment of celebration turned into tragedy. 11+ dead, 50+ injured in a stampede during RCB’s victory event. Sports should bring joy, not sorrow. Stop politicizing celebrations. Start valuing lives. #RCB #Bengaluru