brendan duke (@bduke77) 's Twitter Profile
brendan duke

@bduke77

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calendar_today02-03-2012 23:52:50

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Narcissists is right. Not sure if this is the solution. Good stab though. Maybe someone could set up a page called 'headphoneless dickheads on public transportation' or something and we could all post videos.

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the scariest thing in history happened 66 million years ago when an asteroid hit the most perfect kill shot ever, caused every possible weather disaster, covered the world in darkness for 2 years, and killed every dinosaur larger than a house cat in less than 24 hours

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*commentators say classic matchplay situation. You hole, he misses. Tommy says, magical thinking muthafuckas. *don't actually know if commentators said that, I'm in the pub.

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TBF. The Schef is gonna go 2-1-4 the last three weeks or something scandalous like that. We all know he's the gaffer but this tournament is way more craic without him getting a start.

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You see. One of the virtues of showing up is that sometimes they hand it to you. Sunday evening pints never a chore but particularly enjoyable tonight.

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I mean. Below the hole. Like a boss. Life lessons here. Keep showing up. Do your best. You might get the lot. Don't go mad at the same time. Work/life balace is important. For example, I'm off tomorrow. Can wallow in Tommy's victory. Praise da lawd.

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If I had a pound for the number of times I’ve seen an elderly white man playing music out loud on public transport…I’d have £0.

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I've done some shit tracking in my time but Saddier over the last 2 days takes the biscuit. How many puts has he missed inside 5 feet?

John McGuirk (@john_mcguirk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some people paid good money to go to this at Electric Picnic today I'd pay a fine to stop a court sentencing me to an hour of it.

Some people paid good money to go to this at Electric Picnic today

I'd pay a fine to stop a court sentencing me to an hour of it.
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Many years ago I stole a visor signed by David Toms from one of the kids at my junior camp and sold it on ebay for $9 plus shipping. It ended up not being worth the hassle.