Knowing how airplanes work just means I'm absolutely sure if this aircraft throws a turbine fan blade, I'm pretty much guaranteed to be the first to die.

So I just finished reading Station Eleven and they parked my airplane as far away from the airport as possible....

This reminds me of the time I was trying to figure out how a . ora file was breaking my application and didn't want to pay Oracle to read it so I examined the headers. Only to discover they were just renamed .jar files? meow.social/@crumbcake/111…

Wait a minute. Aren’t you the co-pilot? Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Dammit, Starfield friends, I'm stuck. Do I make my character a free-wheelin' space cowgirl or swashbuckling space pirate?

I'm totally on Team ClaireMax.

Meanwhile in Chicago: - Italians won't get rid of the Balbo statue, a *known Nazi*, because of "heritage". - We have 2! St. Patrick's Parades. - How many Oktoberfests do we hit every year?

Happy Birthday to Kenny Labbé the best gosh darn sports announcer the world has ever known! 🎉🎂🥳

My company: Hey, you're Passwordless! Because you've registered numerous other factors for authentication, you password won't expire. ALSO my company: We locked your account for having an expired password. Even though you reset it, you won't be able to login for days.

All I'm saying is that no matter what it was before, the pilot's new callsign is "Freebird".

Welp, Emerson, the general store merchant in Akila City got himself killed by an ashta and looks like nobody's picking up the rent.... Starfield #DingosStoleMyMerchant

Ald. Jim Gardiner has dropped out of the Cook County Democrats Committeeperson race. blockclubchi.co/3Pn1dQE

For context, Illinois has a bit over 36,000 sworn police officers.

Save the galaxy, bang all the aliens. No, it's not some weird Kirk cosplay. Oh wait....

When you read this, keep in mind it's the "improved" compensation after a major breach and in the middle of ongoing IR/Recovery. IF that person is retained after doing several 70-hour weeks, they can expect the hourly to decrease as well. Hard pass.

Since someone asked, here's the referral link to get a discount on your xBloom: i.refs.cc/jpl5eRVM?smile…