🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

sat in a coffee shop, ordered on the app and i thought i was ordering pickup. instead, a delivery guy got off his motorcycle, came inside, went to the counter and picked up my order, handed it to me and left😭😭

When I was a little kid, I used to think "this little pig went to market," meant it was going shopping!

I had no idea Betty Boop survived the sinking of the Titanic. What a life

love these promo photos from PSYCHO that make it look like it’s about an evil rocking chair

some of your childhood trauma doesnt sound that bad in your head until you tell someone about it and they give you The Look™️

You don't want to know how often I say "it fucken WIMDY" when it's windy outside

There is no way a horse drew this. its a photograph.

what do you mean good luck?? you need to get out of that town IMMEDIATELY

water is a drink who’s flavor is its temperature

"And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

she’s got hetty hoovers eyes

In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding So far: • A passport has been filed for • An inbox has been zero'd • A personal website has been created &more I recommend this format!

Roman numeral puns are great and I for one will continue to make them