Anyone else physically incapable of giving an honest answer to the question of how you're doing? The lie that I'm "good" or "fine" leaps out of my mouth before I even have time to process.

kid on the range

Everything.

"Actions speak louder than words" is such a simple, easy-to-understand state of affairs, and yet people insist on believing they can outsmart it without even putting in a respectable effort.

The new LAY'S initiative where they come up with flavors that would be perfect on a kettle-cooked chip and then don't put them on a kettle-cooked chip couldn't be going more successfully.

"How's life, Norm?" "Not for the squeamish, Coach."

KAIN HIGHWIND

An accepted apology isn't a clean slate. It's a line that you draw, separating everything that's happened before from everything that's to come. Nothing is erased. An apology is only words. To accept it is to offer the one who made it an opportunity to live those words out.

If you feel compelled to define strangers, if doing so brings you a feeling of satisfaction or security... you might want to consider looking inward. It may in fact be long overdue.

So far, we know Pullman, Moranis, and Brooks are back, with Keke Palmer joining. With Josh Gad among the writers, it seems highly likely he'll be the one tapped to fill John Candy's shoes in some capacity. Beyond that, it's gotta be Sarah Silverman as Dot Matrix 2.0, right?

Thank you! It's a delight to be back!

🦍🩷 What a delightful little show this turned out to be! I had a whole lot of LIFE happen this season & I’m ever so grateful to my assistant directors CaptainSnacks & Ben Georg Stegmair for bringing this one home 🩷🦍Tia, Aiden, Kevin, Landon & THE WHOLE CAST- you’re fabulous. Congrats on

Almost there, Jimmy Dean. Almost there.

"I like who I am through the eyes of my friends." Seth Meyers. Damn if that doesn't sum it all up.

Thank you! The other voice would be Megan Shipman, who also music directed me on the song and as far as I know is good at everything.

The things you grew up knowing in your heart were right are still right, the things you grew up knowing in your heart were wrong are still wrong, and no amount of money or power can ever make it different.

Just a couple o' voice actors hanging out at the incomparable Big Easy in Houston.

I think it's time for a TL cleanse. I'll post my favorite soothing FF songs over the next few days. I hope you all enjoy 🎵 Let's start with the Village of Dali from #FFIX 🌞🌻🏡

To whom it may concern: Please consider this my formal request to be cast in any and all roles. Thank you for your attention to this matter.