Just spoke to two despots and they agreed to raise gas prices on Americans on the same day 6 million Americans joined the unemployment rolls GREAT!

We need Medicare for All so that your health insurance is not tied to your job.

The part ain’t all that old, but we miss watching CK1 work his magic. BIG LOVE, Cory. thrasherm.ag/ck1sk8rats

why do comedies even try after this

Included Javier Nunez's "Wheels of Fortune" section from 411 #3 — even though it's 0:34 long — because it's 411 and it's Javier and it's the Banks 💝

The vax is cool as hell. It’s free and saves you from dying

"That big bank... it's a nightmare, man" • Favorite Spot with Andrew Allen on L.A. High, by Farran Golding, now live on the QS site — quartersnacks.com/2021/10/favori…

fugazi always

this is what it looks like right now in nyc. very frustrating walking around brooklyn and seeing a bunch of bokoblins i already killed weeks ago

TYSHAWN JONES

Ketchup is disgusting and for sugar-seeking children. If you still use it after you’re 13, there’s no saving you.

I feel like Tim Robinson’s only here for the zip line

🏆 TYSHAWN JONES 🏆

ALL FAN ALL FAN ALL WORld IS KNOW 16 SOUP IS SERVE NBA #CELTICS IS TITLE TITLE TITLE I AM LOOSE ON MY MIND NBA #CELTICS BEST TEAM MOST TITLE

Go buy Jake's book this is going to be good

We need to get serious about telling our friends, family, group chats, pickup runs, book clubs, sworn enemies, etc that Cuomo being mayor instead of Zohran would be a generational fumble

Every Apple update is just "we're gonna make the search function ~worse~"