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Ben Smoke

@bencsmoke

your dads favourite lay 💅🏼 freelance writer + vibes creator// ex-digital editor @HUCKmagazine + Sandwich// rep'd @MillyReilly// [email protected]

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not being funny but if your idea of having a laugh is registering interest in a new political party you wanna get a life

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saw fat boy slim last night who mixed born slippy (one of the greatest songs ever written) with mr brightside (?????) in a brazen attack on good taste and also the geneva convention norman cook you will pay for your crimes

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said it before and i’ll say it again, if teams can’t win in normal time, then for extra time they should make it more interesting for everyone forced to sit through it. add a ball for every minute they keep playing over time, multi goals, start taking out players at random etc

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chloe kelly’s post match interview television moment of the year. cannot teach that sort of artistry. protect her at all costs.

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love it when restaurant menus say stuff like 'fresh local hand picked crab'... girl you're based in shoreditch, where the fuck are you hand picking local crabs from