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Ecstatic to share I've been awarded a K99 from NIAMS to study ketogenic diet induced bone loss! Big thanks for years of mentorship from @ChristiansenLab lab without whom this would not be possible and collaborations with Keith Baar and many others in the UCD community

$100 worth grocery: so expensive! $100 worth lab reagent: so cheap! Then we keep writing grants🥲

Bob Barker, daytime television staple, happy gilmore tormentor, naval aviator, and enrolled member of the Sioux tribe, got as close to 100 as he could without going over.

Checks grant budget to see if there is room for an electric eel peerj.com/articles/16596/

Chat more a comment than a question

If you feed AI an MRI, it will happily write a detailed and very convincing diagnosis... even if the patient is a dead salmon.

New paper published! Pleausre to work with Lesley Harrington Helen Kurki again! doi.org/10.1002/ajpa.2…

luffy runs the gauntlet, where does he stop?

Spotted: cyber truck with a fjb edition sticker and a thin blue line flag...it's like a douche canoe bingo.

Welcome, Constance Benjamina Osipov!

popsci.com/science/dye-mi… New lab protocol: eat 1 large bag of doritos, rub fingers on mouse ventral surface, image

The news has really given the tall boy Arizona ice tea cans of Arnold Palmer an uncomfortable Freudian feel.

Surfing social media as a Democrat these days is basically some cautiously optimistic posts, lots of it shouldn't be so close, this is an indictment of our country posts, and every few days someone loses it and posts it's over people! Stay strong cautious optimists, stay strong.

Tik tok: my air b and b guess gave me a 5 in every category but a 4 stars overall. Must be an NIH reviewer.

Our new article is out! @ChristiansenLab Loots Lab

Our weirdest supporters didn't like vaccine mandates, so we are shutting down all medical research. We are responsible leaders.

Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

If you wish to see the future of politics, imagine a person facepalming for all eternity