. Abby Murphy💋 came in here after having plastic surgery during her vacation and, typically, only the women on The Bert Show noticed.

This is soooo wild to me that this is even a "hot take." I'm not saying new citizens shouldn't be allowed to work in the US. I'm saying if you have a job in the US in which you have to interact with Americans you should know how to communicate in English. That's outlandish?

If I moved to Paris and I wanted to be, say, a server at a restaurant, I would absolutely need to know French. Without question. This just seems like common sense to me.

January 5 and half the staff has already broken the Dry January agreement. lol

Let me reiterate 'cause I think some are getting it twisted. Move here. That's great. Work here. That's great. I love the diversity of our country. All I'm saying is if you have a job in which it's required to interact with Americans ya should know English.

That was an interesting convo on @thebertshow. So let's ask the q Ladies, looking back at your life, do you wish you slept with more or less people when you were younger?

lol. Absolute Bullshit

Watching Abby Murphy💋 squirm picking ONE Girl Scout to buy cookies from is beautiful.

. Moe Mitch is FINALLY admitting to his toxic relationship and it's OVER.

Did ya miss Bert Weiss stripping down to his undies & Moe Mitch taking it off today in weather that felt like 1°? Watch the full pop culture FREEZE FACE OFF on our FB page. Link in bio! Facebook.com/thebertshow

Three members of The Bert Show got the icks and are out today. This nastiness going around def hit here

This should be a VERY interesting show for Abby Murphy💋. If ya hear her kinda goofy, laughing and nonsensical there is DEF a reason for that.

I literally can't keep going back to the box if there are any in the house and now I know why. Crumbl Cookies have between 700-800 calories EACH and, get this, has 76 GRAMS OF SUGAR (18 TEASPOONS in each cookie). That said, won't stop me from eating them.

Let me get this straight. Kristin Klingshirn and @CassandraYoung just made a case that scrolling through "media" is a HOBBY. IG. Tik Tok. A hobby? Is "consuming media" a hobby?

I have a hunch. If Abby Murphy💋 agrees to ignore dudes for one month she won't believe how many guys will be attracted to her! She took me up on it. She gets $1000 if she deletes dating apps and takes dating off the table for 30 days.

Our interns painful wedding day reminds me as a parent that as parents, we have to meet our kids where they are. That's the key! Take our ego out of it.

Random question. I was told yesterday most people DON'T know their vision prescription like 20/100 or whatever. Do you know yours?

All I want is 3 hours out of my life where I can be a vapid, emotionless, testosterone driven man and now all these soft Super Bowl commercials pulling on my heart strings in just not fair.