My writing process feels a lot like the everlasting gobstopper machine in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, except the ingredients that go into it are anxiety and complex ptsd and what comes out the other end is absolutely nothing. 💖

I think the biggest indicator of imposter syndrome is when someone tries to get into the toilet cubicle you’re in and you panic refer to yourself in the third person and say ‘Someone’s in here!’ like you don’t even know it’s you

Doing my bit for the community by requesting police welfare checks for everyone wearing jeans in 32 degree heat 😘

Humungous support to the women who have come forward with their stories regarding Russel Brand, as well as all those affected and triggered by the documentary release. This has been a long time coming. The bravery of those involved in bringing him to justice is immeasurable.

This morning, some of the cat food juice leaked onto my hand as I was decanting it and I said out loud ‘this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.’ For context, my mum died when i was one.

Would you believe I’d never seen a single episode of reality tv before writing this? Yeah, me neither lol

My top tip for writing? I usually sit and free write around 400-500 words a day on the quality of the table I'm sat at and if it's wobbly or not ;')

I’m calling it early: it’s lip balm season, boys!!!!!

One thing I’ll say for the Christmas Holidays is my Grandma’s accessible shower is incredibly good for shaving my legs in.

I’ve been saying this for a very long time, The police don’t have to automatically record or stare information about serial domestic abusers or stalkers - so they don’t. Sign the petition to make this happen change.org/p/include-seri…

Haven’t been able to drink fizzy rosé since we lost our Di x

Just cried at the end of my own script because I put 'Strong by Robbie Williams plays', so I think we all know who hasn't left the house for two days!!!!!

Can anyone confirm or deny the fate of Toffee Crisp? I can’t find one anywhere. Yes this is what Twitter is for now

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Lovely to tread the podcast boards doing a fair to middling Australian accent for Dial F For Football. I learnt everything I know from Neighbours at 5:30pm on BBC One, just before The Simpsons x

Just done that thing where you accidentally mop yourself into a room. Been stuck here for 20 minutes and the floor still isn't dry :')

Why did they call them Dumb Waiters when they could’ve called them Eleplateors? hello is this thing on

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