This is insane. Apparently, Chuck Schumer has based his entire political strategy on an entirely fictional Long Island couple named Joe and Eileen Bailey.

average lab-grown meat enjoyer

The latest script was sent out this morning.

i've never been murdered so murders aren't worth pursuing i'm a reporter

Literally me, except my hair is a big frizz the second I step outside

Hell of a post coming from someone whose own staffer was shot and killed in a DC robbery attempt.

This is what I love about these kinds of videos. Rage, use a lot of words, say absolutely nothing. These people say NOTHING. Attention whores are fucking exhausting. (you know who you are) JUST KIDDING! This isn’t a subtweet 😂😂 …or is it?? … dot dot

Whatever that pitch is from :00-:09(ish), it’s very close to the same pitch & cadence of Jasmine Crockett. I don’t have time, but someone research what that pitch and cadence does to the human brain and the differences between who finds it pleasurable and who doesn’t.

End Wokeness Yeah, because nothing screams ‘intellectual prowess’ like leading a city to record crime, mass exodus, and financial ruin. If this is the standard for brilliance, Chicago’s residents deserve a refund.

Can’t Wait to Watch This…

I keep seeing this account on my feed. Is it run by a 13-27 year old girl?

Dude probably just got off a 24hr and wants to unwind just for some stupid ass Karen like you to do this. Fuck you, genuinely.

I wish concealer lived up to its hype. Like, I wish it really did conceal me so that went I went out I wouldn’t have to interact with anyone. Because I’d be concealed. Two thumbs down ⭐️ Do not buy.

I’m authoring legislation to prevent any senator from dressing like this [see photo below] in public while they hold office. Whose bill will get to the floor fastest?

Ella Emhoff’s climate anxiety clip is being shared and ridiculed on Twitter, but all I feel for Ella, and the millions of young people like her, is sympathy.

This is retarded. How does he “know” they’re Trump supporters in the first place? Does he look up their voter rolls? What a fucking sicko. Anyway, this is just fake, gay virtue signaling. “I said,no; I won’t take their money” and the angel sang and the world was redeemed. Fuck

There has to be a way to express this in a mathematical equation…

I’m pretty sure I didn’t plant cat seeds. Is this a perennial?

Julie Roginsky A trusted source told me they rode together to “give the lunatic conspiracy theorists something to talk about.” They were allegedly giggling at the thought of all the middle aged chicks losing their minds.