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Expert trolling. robin-cg.medium.com/a-totally-obje… I Choose Birmingham

Mad this story isn't getting more traction - not least the stark fact that on a day recently the local ambulance service completely ran out of ambulances in Shropshire & Telford. theguardian.com/society/2021/n…

“Two weeks ago today we ran out of ambulances in Shropshire and Telford,”

Snowvid-19! I can't work out if this is hilarious or widley inappropriate! 😄😄

supper for the staff.

Strange hill for Harper to choose to die on. Not say, illegally proroguing Parliament, Lying to the head of state, rampant corruption, Barnard Castle, Patterson, second jobs etc. No, he chose masks.

I’m almost certain you could make a low-budget, straight-to-Channel 5 Christmas movie out of tonight. You know the drill, a fancy big city media star gets stranded in North Shropshire just a week before Christmas. Her camera truck probably gets stuck in a field.

A handsome young farmer from Wem helps free her and she’s intrigued by his charms…until his tractor accidentally sprays her with mud. Sadly the truck needs a new wheel or something and she will have to spend Christmas in the county.

Soon realising her life in London is hollow, she falls for the charms of both the Wem farmer and North Shropshire in general and she opens a Christmas gift shop in snowy Market Drayton. Ahhhhhh.

Liz Truss is 5/1 to become next PM. God help us.

Mate. You have 3 names. Non of them good.

Christmas is such an anti-climax. I love the build up, but these few days just make me sad. I'm not doing it next year, I'm gonna go somewhere hot and fuck it all off.

Cheese

So. Much. Cheese

Overwhelmingly cheese

Oppressively cheesy

Wow Rt Hon Nadine Dorries is so dense.

She's gonna threaten to shut down the BBC after this car crash interview.

Walking through the city centre this evening and witnessed this poignant moment of Ukrainians in Birmingham singing their national anthem ITV News Central

Urmmm you appear to have missed the money for a Cable Car up the Wrekin AGAIN! C'mon Shaun Davies get this sorted please! 🤣🤣😂