Fantastic Foreskins

Ok this one made me laugh

It was called Four Loko and like all perfect things we banned it

4 yo Daughter: Mom I love you so much, you are the best mom. Me: Anything you wanna say to me? 4 yo Daughter: Don’t talk with food in your mouth. I don’t deserve this shit 😂😂😂

It sure was.

I’m not getting enough targeted ads for BPC-157. 90% of my feed is not nearly enough.

My fuckin dream

Fuckin young people making up names for shit that has existed forever fjdnfjdndndjsnxnckdkdm

Rob Manfred: “let’s talk about a salary cap” Bryce Harper:

Nice rack on Junior

Pretty sure it was this exact glove

How it felt to stop faking being sick after your mom lets you stay at home

They don’t be hiding them in bags 👀

Finally, someone said it.

When a true master is able to demonstrate his craft, there’s nothing more beautiful.

Asking the 17 year old stocker if they carry this in a men’s XL

Let me see that tonnnnggggg

Me 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻 RedZone Commercials

One of my students just told me I have aura, so I’ll he riding that high all day.

The answer is Kenny Lofton