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My dog told me $TSLA will release affordable models tomorrow. Don't ask me how he knows, he Will never reveal his sources.

Tesla gang, if we eating this good and $TSLA is only $327, imagine what we'll be eating at 500$? That's right, dill pickles n shit on the side with some mustard. Hold on brothers, the promise land awaits.

Democrats and socialists when Iran becomes a liberal country again that allows women to wear bikini's and drive cars without being stoned to death.

Who is going to Austin on Sunday for Robotaxi? $TSLA

You ok bro? Talking about getting Elon Musk's toe nails? Maynne it's time you seek some help. I don't think your mind can handle the robotaxi launch. You might literally go postal when Optimus stars working at factories. $TSLA

This is the last thing you see before you go into a coma and wake up a millionaire. $TSLA

$TSLA bears trying to explain why Tesla is cooked after Robotaxi release.

BREAKING: Sources close to Fred Lambert have told me that he sleeps with an Elon plushie and gets visibly angry at it every day $TSLA ends green.

To all the $TSLA accounts that didn't get the invite, my self included. It's not that Elon doesn't love us, it's just that he loves them more and we don't have enough followers. Did you get one Mike P ?

Me eating a cheese sandwich on a super hot and humid day wishing Elon Musk would send me an invite (and first class tickets for 2 + infant) to the Austin Robo event this weekend. Sandwich is good but sorta gross because of temp. $TSLA

While everyone was fawning over Robotaxi, $TSLA just signed a deal in Shanghai to build the mother of all battery power plant. 550 million bucks worth. Did the Chinese not know that there was brand damage!?!?!? cnbc.com/2025/06/20/tes…

Hey Dan O'Dowd how much money did you spent trying to sabotage $TESLA and mess with Robotaxi? Don't you get it? No matter how many times you let Elon f*ck you, you'll never get pregnant.

First one to fart in a $TSLA robotaxi will be black listed for life.

Before you put me away I have one question, how did you know I was with Antifa?

Happy RoboTaxi day! $TSLA

The $TSLA bear support group led by Dan O'Dowd and Fred Lambert. It's ok boys, you can find a new grift soon! We have no doubt you won't. $TSLAQ

$TSLA Let's fucking GO boys!!!!