Republicans introduced this amendment at midnight. Mechanisms that legally consider federal land transactions aren’t done in the dead of night. But theft is.

Americans, your country is fking occupied

Nancy Mace went on TV and told pregnant people to take ibuprofen instead of Tylenol. And not one person on that stage called her out. Ibuprofen is proven to cause fetal complications. Tylenol has not. Ever. DO NOT TAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM THESE IDIOTS. LISTEN TO YOUR DOCTOR

ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance

You think an immigrant at the ER is stealing your money? Not the billionaires with 5 homes, 3 yachts, 2 private jets, and a golden toilet? Congratulations. You’re living proof that propaganda works.

BREAKING: Greta Thunberg confirms she was tortured in Israeli detention describing cruel and degrading treatment and conditions but adding.... "I don’t want headlines about Greta being tortured, that’s not the story. The story is Gaza.”

To the Chicago restaurants refusing to feed ICE, to the businesses locking their doors as ICE arrives, to the tow truck drivers taking away their vehicles... THANK YOU.