the new marvel movie should have been called Avengers 4: Avenging Stan Lee’s Death because that’s all i care about now

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“Bro, this Birdie for Twitter is the most beautiful thing ever invented”

me: *sitting backwards to look cool* santa: no

Mrs. Claus: Dinner’s ready! Santa: Sausages? Fancy! Can we afford these? Money’s tight what with Amazon stealing all the business. Mrs. Claus: Umm S: Why is the sausage glowing oh so bright? Mrs: ... S: Where are the reindeer? #BadHolidayMoviePlots

everyone else at the club: 🙌 you, holding your phone:

If the cover is Led Zeppelin’s Kashmir

History buffs will recall that the 90s were a terrible decade when people were afraid to turn on the radio because the Venga bus might be coming

.Twitter: can I copy your work? Me: no Twitter:

Birdie app has been doing this forever, with the added benefit of we don't cater to nazis

Throwin a party later Spies $5 Creeps at the mall $5 Santa Claus $10 since you wanna be both

A messy feed Makes me Bitter That’s why I use Birdie for Twitter

Is there a better Twitter app than Birdie App?

Describe Birdie App in one word

Yep this is now fixed 🙌

You’re welcome! 🍻

RIP Tweetbot & Twitterrific. But not all bad, I still work!

Yay or nay 🤔