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New: A look at how workers in Woolworths warehouses are tracked and measured. They say many are under pressure to meet time standards that are unfair and putting safety at risk. It’s part of a global trend of workplace monitoring. “A fantasy of total efficiency," one critic said.

why am I not allowed to smoke it's so cool aaaarrrrggghhhhh

This really reads like the universe is being a big dramatic bitch about it.

I’ve started as the consumer affairs reporter at Guardian Australia. It’s the first time the The Guardian has had someone covering this round in Australia, so if you have any story ideas or know of issues we should be covering, please get in touch! [email protected]

Hello there! Guardian Australia is looking for 800-word comment pieces that can run any time over the Summer months. If you have an idea you'd like to pitch, email [email protected] before November 14 with SUMMER PITCH in the subject

This all-consuming book has been out for a month & is off to be reprinted. Have been too scared to ask for numbers, but I know people are buying and reading it. Thank you. The best feedback is a review like this one because it was my exact hope for this thing. Don't stop now!

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loser behaviour

Asked a bloke his thoughts on new train: "Have you ever held a baby? ... Once I get home, I'm putting on Jeff Buckley, I'm listening to Lover, You Should've Come Over, and I'm crying. I'm going to have Jaegermister in one hand, Smirnoff in the other, and I'm just going to weep."

In bittersweet news... I'm leaving my role as editor of Crikey next year! It has been a wild ride and I feel so lucky that I got to edit a bunch of incredibly smart, talented and funny people for 2.5 years. I'll be sappy about them at a later date but for now a job ad below!

I really believe the output, readership, independence and culture at Crikey is the best it has ever been. It is really hard to leave something you love when it is thriving but I am thrilled this will open up a career-changing opportunity for someone else! linkedin.com/jobs/view/4088…

This makes me feel physically sick theguardian.com/australia-news…

Please ……. I’m begging you ….. don’t make me have any thoughts about anything

Later today Lebanese tennis player Hady Habib takes on Frenchman Ugo Humbert in round two of the Australian Open. On Full Story I spoke to Habib about his history making moment in Melbourne, why he chose to represent Lebanon and training during war. open.spotify.com/episode/2wsSxX…

Great front!!!

If kids knew what they had lost from happy meals they would riot

Back to Back Barries is truly essential listening for anyone interested in Australian politics, the analysis and insight is unmatched. This week is on the vital role confidence plays in campaigns podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/ful…

"hey look what ai made-" SHUT UP look at david byrne dancing with a lamp

Me (36) to my son (7) at the dinner table: dawg I’m telling you, you gotta learn to eat those vegetables in three nights, my dad is coming here on Friday and he is not as cool as me, trust me bro, I wouldn’t lie to you

I’m going to invent this thing called “customer service” and make $60 billion