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me when I am in the presence of a fresh loaf of bread and some room-temperature butter

Important Update: I'm hearing reports that the job is, in fact, not finished

gm, If you have price action predictions or plan on causing some drama in August, please let me know so I can schedule reactionary tweets now for when I'm on parental leave.

Stop conflating Anchor and Pinocchio in the comments. They are not equivalent.

🔥 Take: If you're saying Pinocchio is better than Anchor, you do not know enough to use Pinocchio. Study frameworks vs. libraries. Don't shoot yourself on the foot.

*angrily reopens Solana framework side project*

Still writing custom scripts to mint NFTs or deploy tokens? The Metaplex CLI does it in one line. Stop overengineering. Start shipping.

The developer's urge to burn everything to the ground and rewrite it so it doesn't suck.

It's time to come clean. I can't keep this secret anymore, it's eating me up inside. Yogi's real identity was KEMOSABE all along. He was also the balloonsville rugger and is really SBF in a wig.

My time has come, I just need to convince my wife. How do I tell her we can afford it because I'm buying less NFTs without telling her how much I was spending on NFTs?

Buy into games because they're fun, not because you're treating them like a speculative investment.

Chat, I just want a free day to play with TAPEDRIVE and finish my first Arcium ☂️ program.

I have judged my fair share of hackathons and every single one has had a "mint a social media post as an NFT/token" submission. Usually several

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What's the term for a slop maker? Slopgrapher? Slopponaut? Slopist?

Gaze upon The Slopster

Tbh a little disappointed Realms 2.0 doesn't have pistols at dawn to settle proposals