Apparently we’ll eventually make everything illegal except killing. It will all work itself out logically, according to Ape Law.

I would say that TwitteX is toxic, but I’m from New Jersey so I know toxic and this site is a whole other vocabulary word for rotting flesh sitting out in the humidity after a poisonous chemical spill. Yay Elon.

I’m an Ohtani fan, but Francisco Linder kicks ass. LGM!!!

Every time we repeat what that shithead says, with the comment, “it’s unbelievable,” it becomes believable. Stop repeating his imbecility.

You could take the film footage of Definitely, Maybe and Deadpool and make a very interesting mashup movie. Just a layman‘s suggestion, Hollywood.

Two Colonels discussing awards on a uniform: the 1st preferred ribbons while the other liked the formality of brass or silver decorations. “Aren’t they heavy?” the 1st asked. “But weight is valor,” said the other. The 1st nodded. It doesn’t pay to meddle with metal medal mettle.

Band of Brothers got it right in one when they referred to the fascists as ignorant, servile scum.

Every time he says something really stupid, I have to watch the movie The Martian, just to wash out the idiocy from my skull. I’ve seen the Martian over 62 times.

Right now feels like 1968 on drugs. And 1968 was already on drugs.

I see 45 is qualified to work at MacDonald's. It wasn't a long shift though.

I didn’t know I could love Freddie any more Cherishing one’s mom is BIG with me Obviously, We Stan This Man

You just can’t block the shitheads fast enough on this app.

Well, The Blotter didn’t make the Brent De Poortere literary mag ranking for 2025, because we don’t fit their algorithm? Our only proof point is 21 years in print (monthly, free), 16 pages, so about 2000 total poems, stories and essays. blotterrag.com Check it out.

Many don’t realize that the first people Hitler sent to his concentration camps weren’t everyday Jewish citizens, but his political opponents. So, when Trump rants about retribution, locking up his opponents, and giving them “very long sentences,” I can’t help but take him

I don’t want to stress you out more than you already are, but what if Kamala Harris wins and that piece of shit Kid Rock doesn’t leave the United States?

NC voted all Blue down ballot and somehow still went for Trump? Bullshit.

43 monkeys that were being used for vaccine development escaped from a lab in Yemassee, South Carolina on Wednesday and are currently on the loose. This video, taken near the facility on Wednesday afternoon, appears to show shadowy figures moving through the woods. CBS News could

Having a perfectly normal Thursday. Of course, normal has no actual meaning whatsoever.

In college I dated a girl named Marsha Francine deCourt. Everyone called her Marcy. She broke up with me when she heard me say I wanted to throw myself on the Marcy F. deCourt.

My very reasonable friend agrees that he should only be referred to as America’s shitstain. And the other one should be dropped about sixty-seven nautical miles from South Africa.