i like $satfi no thesis, just three screenshots

Imagine this: launching $Satfi paired with wBTC costed nothing, and the person behind it clearly understands liquidity structuring inside out. Just by setting it up correctly, he managed to mine REAL 0.26 $BTC by literally tweeting, which was then burned directly as well. So now

$satfi respecting this log trendline makes me wanna disrespect my bank account and go full port

There’s a sub 70k shitter that has over 2.4 million in volume two days in a row. It’s like a pvp war being fought. The chart is going nowhere. Not sure what to think. Anyway. Buy $satfi

$SATFI The tokenomics of $SATFI are carefully crafted to honor Bitcoin’s legacy, with a goal to burn tokens until only 21 million remain—mirroring Bitcoin’s maximum supply. This deflationary mechanism, where liquidity pool yield is used to buy and burn $SATFI tokens, permanently

$SATFI Satfi is a bet on Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth)'s bagwork-supported test-in-prod theory to blackhole BTC into a token's foreverlocked LP on solana creating a trendy bitcoin treasury company except it's global onchain 9avVfYKaWV56qnoRpe2xyDrBB3ANkHynG38VrZDhwTbE

There is only one cult, and we are all in it Same train, different cars ALIGN 9avVfYKaWV56qnoRpe2xyDrBB3ANkHynG38VrZDhwTbE

The number of large accounts that have said “ I have a little bag of $satfi “ and haven’t said anything publicly, should be studied. They’re gonna be coping a bit when it sends, wishing they had more, or had spoken up sooner to be the “first” to call it. Shame

Wallets are starting to size into $satfi. Eventually everyone will want some. Buy now or pay later. ALIGN

If you see the vision, put in the work bros Don’t put me in charge of memes. I am not good at memes. 9avVfYKaWV56qnoRpe2xyDrBB3ANkHynG38VrZDhwTbE

$Satfi is cooking. Work for your bags fools

If you bought $swif instead of $satfi, you’re a silly person. Plz quit. Thx.

RIP buttfink.sol, sold the bottom, classic. Money moves from the impatient to the patient. Know what you hold. Align with $Satfi.

DEEP FUCKING VALUE

Stop selling you pussies

It takes about 5 minutes to read through and get an impression of what $Satfi is and what it does. squeezesats.com

Heads up, Goonpad is doing stuff a little different. It might break a few things. The devs of the space will probably need to update their tools a bit.

I’m getting a gun. You assholes are fucking insane

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