4 miles in, I got thirsty.

Just go straight to pens.

Why does this look like a live Looney Toons cartoon?

Just put LBC on, the right-wing politicians & media, including Ferrari, are proper horny for more civil unrest. Irresponsible dickheads!

She is vile, a Baroness? #Newsnight

Wow Grok estimate the amount of extra body fat he has, then calculate that into calories and translate that into rocket fuel. How far could a rocket fly with that fuel horizontally, and how many times could you fly from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem with it?

MC's on high alert.

Wicket is looking tricky, England to win by an innings.

Lovely stuff England.

The cabbage whites are getting a brief respite from slaughter. They've been like Nile crocs during the great migration.

Fascinating & depressing in equal quantity. When will people wake up? I fear they never will! imdb.com/title/tt373034…

How is one meant to get a can?

Stokes again, incredible effort.

Highlights from Edgbaston 05 during lunch break reminding us of the genius that was Shane Warne.

Lazy Peggy Sunday afternoon.

18.15 on a Sunday evening and one of our neighbours has got an angle grinder on the go #britishvalues

The Frontline has been delivered.

Well played ladies.

Booked an Airbnb in Mandeville so I can drive across that massive bridge when we go to New Orleans. I do love a bridge.

My sprouts are being ravaged.