Fucking state of that mind

Bravo. And all thanks to ACE initiative. 👏🏻

BAZBALL!!

Middlest's joke: Why did the bear fall off his bike? Don't know Because his mum threw a fridge at him

What a game. Well played South Africa. Well bloody played.

Well that's my Christmas present list taken care of.

Serious kit clash going on in the Blast semi. Vitalitymeister u ok hun?x

Bloody hell!

Brooke: it's doing loads out there, lads

Props to the BBC for calling every single ball of the County Championship. What an wonderful thing that is

Get him on the plane

Quirky spectacles seem to be statutory ins Germany

Looks like rain is going to deny Gloucestershire from winning the County Championship. Again.

🎵🎵🎵 I'm refreshin' with my full capabilities, And now I'm living in correctional facilities 'Cos some don't agree with how I do this; Get straight, meditate like a budist #niche #NWA

Rather than segregating by country of origin, passport control should be segregated by competent/incompetent people

Instant lifetime travel ban for people who gormlessly stand in the way. When I am king, you will be first against the wall.

30 years since One Hot Minute. Whhhhhhat an album.

Absolutely certain that there is a franchise cash-in film script in a draw somewhere called Funeral Crashers

That Unite the Kingdom demonstration looked very Anglo- Saxon to me. Digesting. They should all fuck off back to Germany where they belong.

Impossible not to read this in the voice of Alan Partridge Accidental Partridge