The fix is in you morons.

The pussification of America hasn’t only just commenced, matter of fact it’s in full swing. Get ready.

So many losers give hard earned dollars to “gamers” and only fans chicks. Keep making them rich while you stay poor.

My money goes to golf, drinks, investments, travel and gucci. So should yours.

Row row row your boat gently down the stream… hmmm.

Risk was a famous board game in the 80’s that revolved around divide and conquer techniques. The winner gains world domination. Hmm.

There’s a 1 and 400 trillion chance to be born on this earth as a human. Make the most it. I know I do.

Everything is going according to plan on a grand scale.

Everybody is going to get thrown under the bus. But what really matters is the scale of the bus you get thrown under.

If you’re porn searaches start to match your real life sex life than your doing something right.

If your Income doesn’t depend on you being present. You’ve won.

Sometimes the right thing to do, isn’t always the the right thing to do. But also sometimes the wrong thing to do, isn’t always the wrong thing to do.

Yo Dwight Gooden this is pretty great.

Times up no nothings. It was a good run for you guys.

Hickory Dickory Dock.

Don’t get caught watching the paint dry.

Show me somebody who doesn’t know about loopholes and I’ll show you a loser.

Check ya boy Gucci out in the new flick Zombie Strain. I play a pornstar…so that should be enough of the price of admission. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed. Let me know what you think.

I’m against big pharma. All you need to cure depression is sunlight and some tits bouncing in your face.

Spark controversy, create debate. It’s what winners do.