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you like to pretend that you don't like bad cats, but deep down, you know you do. prolonged exposure likely to give you toxoplasmosis.

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this is a great read. cliff notes- in a world full of ill-tempered sea bass, it's time to remember: america is a shark with fricking laser beams.

this is a great read.

cliff notes-

in a world full of ill-tempered sea bass, it's time to remember:

america is a shark with fricking laser beams.
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State Department staffers trying not to compare this to when Voldemort took over Hogwarts because J.K. Rowling said women can’t have penises

State Department staffers trying not to compare this to when Voldemort took over Hogwarts because J.K. Rowling said women can’t have penises
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its sort of amazing the extent to which western societies are lurching from needless crisis to needless crisis because they have granted a bunch of people who have never learned to do anything anything the power to tell others how the must do everything. "hey, where did all the

its sort of amazing the extent to which western societies are lurching from needless crisis to needless crisis because they have granted a bunch of people who have never learned to do anything anything the power to tell others how the must do everything.

"hey, where did all the
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europe is ruled by an aristocracy that has failed to deliver growth or prosperity. they are feeding their cultures to low-trust external immigration that spikes crime and destroys budgets, schools, and ways of life. the aristos have lost the support of the populace but have no

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honest question: are we seriously supposed to believe that none of these reporters or kids have ever heard the word "roommates" before? is this just some tragic new form of engagement farming?

honest question:

are we seriously supposed to believe that none of these reporters or kids have ever heard the word "roommates" before?

is this just some tragic new form of engagement farming?
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the sad jussie smollet level trail of tears leaving the state department resulting from a 1.6% reduction in staffing to levels not seen since (gasp) "a couple of years ago" is just the next round of made-for-media kayfabe portraying the unremarkable as crisis. "our brand is

the sad jussie smollet level trail of tears leaving the state department resulting from a 1.6% reduction in staffing to levels not seen since (gasp) "a couple of years ago" is just the next round of made-for-media kayfabe portraying the unremarkable as crisis.

"our brand is
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california public works have become a second-world phenomenon. all the regulation and interference of a nanny state coupled with zero competence or honesty. sky-high taxes with rock-bottom service quality. i wonder what it will take for people to finally have had enough and

california public works have become a second-world phenomenon.

all the regulation and interference of a nanny state coupled with zero competence or honesty.

sky-high taxes with rock-bottom service quality.

i wonder what it will take for people to finally have had enough and
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amidst current events and issues, some important perspective: this was a year ago today. imagine what media would be like right now had the timeline gone the other way. i suspect that even most of the dems are secretly glad it didn't.

amidst current events and issues, some important perspective:

this was a year ago today.

imagine what media would be like right now had the timeline gone the other way.

i suspect that even most of the dems are secretly glad it didn't.