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My new favourite thing is Italian mayors and regional presidents LOSING IT at people violating quarantine. Here's an eng subtitled compilation. "I hear you wanna throw graduation parties. I'm gonna send the police over. With flamethrowers." #Covid19 #coronavirus

Spent half an hour watching news bloopers. I do this a couple times a year. Brings me joy every time.

Picard diplomacy tip: Calm the hell down.

Real ID requirements got delayed another year. dhs.gov/news/2020/03/2…

I got a microwave for the first time in six months. It has 2 dials like its 1970 and it is glorious. When I want it hotter I turn the top dial to the right. When I want it less hot it turns to the left. So much simpler than these “power level” digital monstrosities.

Lithuania starts producing reusable N100 face masks. It took just 4 days from idea to government contract of 1 million units. Costs 1.5 EUR per unit, production capacity 10,000 / day. lrt.lt/en/news-in-eng…

Pathogen Resistance xkcd.com/2287/ m.xkcd.com/2287/

pizza is so fucking hard to make. it should cost $1,000 a slice. the dough is so sticky. goddamnit. how do you get it thin? it's all stuck to me. i am full of pizza rage. i'm going to charge my husband $10,000 for this pizza

Best April fools EVUH. I forgot that also I told Slashdot to email happy birthday to Jeff Bates. I think he wrote thank you letters to all of them!

I can buy a high-powered rifle in America with no ID, background check, or waiting, but the government won't trust me to fill a bathtub to the top. Is this justice? Is this freedom?

Three shots and a chaser. Vox journalists spent January and February telling you not to wear masks (and that there would be no pandemic!) while buying out the stock.

When singing along to Uptown Girl it invariably morphs into the sound of a dog howling at the moon.

Bill Gates is setting up factories to manufacture 7 leading vaccine candidates before we know which is best & safest; we can test the vaccines in parallel, and then throw away all but the factory for the best vaccine. May save many months. Just extraordinary.

I ASSUME this is why IRS rounds to whole dollars. Dependency on old code that didn’t support floats. Hashtag ONLY AN ASSUMPTION.

Here is the Queen's speech. You really ought to watch it. You hear the steel in the final reference to "We'll meet again." That's personal, from the war. youtube.com/watch?v=GlRJg2…

Watched Tesla making ventilators with off their shelf parts. Good for them. Keep it up folks! youtube.com/watch?v=zZbDg2…

⁉️ Did you know there's a string replace slash command in Slack? /s/find/replace