Danny is one of the good people on this app! 😭🥹❤️

My 6-year-old just ran into my room and woke me up at 3:20AM, all excited because the tooth fairy left money under his pillow and the elves moved. Me: Wow, there was a lot of magic happening in this house while we were sleeping! That's so exciting, baby! Also me, in my mind:

Good morning! 🌻

My purpose 🥹🖤

When are the aliens or zombies coming? Do we have an ETA? I already do not want to go to work tomorrow!

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Everyone is getting thoughts and prayers! 🤣🤣🤣

Evee is amazing! 🥰❤️

I stg! 🤣🤣

I just woke up from a dream where I was at a theme park and was suddenly dropped off in a world that was a bookstore, but you'd find odd things lurking around the corners. Like, I was browsing the books and suddenly a random head would be on the shelf. I'd go to another aisle and

It’s a magical moment! 😍🤣

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My teens convinced me to get baby elves for our elves! This is what life is like in December if you're a mom 🤣

Lord, grant me the unshakable faith of a Florida meth head who walks into oncoming traffic trusting that Floridians will stop. Even Peter needed water, these meth heads just need a yellow light and pure delusion! Amen.

Working moms have it ridiculously rough during December. We're juggling work, household chores, dressing our kids up as every Christmas character known to man, attending a gazillion holiday events, Christmas parades, Christmas shopping for everyone, taking Christmas photos, and

There is a possibility! 😭🤣🤣