Paul Finebaum: SEC is the greatest football conference in the history of college football. Texas and Bama today:

Kalen DeBoer trying to hide from this ass whooping today.

Alabama coach Kalen DeBoer sounds like he already quit. Might be looking for a new coach after getting whooped by Florida State.

i'm guessing Courtney Morgan won't take credit for this Bama roster the same way he claimed to build UW's roster in 2023

Time for .Washington Football baby! WOOF! ☔️

Welcome Back Montlake Jake!!

WE GOT THE PHOTO OP AND THE CUTE FAM PICTURE, GET GEIREAN OUTTA THERE AND GET CHAMP TAULEALEA IN THE GAME AS THE BEST GUARD RECRUIT IN SCHOOL HISTORY, WHERE HE LACKS IN EXPERIENCE THAT GEIREAN HAS PASSIVELY CATCHING/GETTIN BY, HE’LL MAKE UP FOR IN “VIOLENTLY INTENTIONED GET-OFF”!

Five teams who lost Week 1 1 Alabama - it’s over. It’s finally over. 2. Kalen DeBoer - could’ve been a legend at Wash, now he’s in hell. 3. Bama fans - you had a good run 4. Paul Finebaum 5. Texas - sark doesn’t even kinda believe in Arch.

Like wtf is this

did your team beat an fbs opponent today? alabama — no oregon — no washington — yes

I have decided that the only teams that are allowed to talk ball this week are teams that have beaten an FBS opponent in 2025. No further questions at this time.

We’re so back🤝🏽😂

Vision, burst, contact balance. Jonah Coleman a dawg

#Alabama fans are thinking up ways to get Kalen DeBoer fired.

The Alabama empire is officially DEAD. Welcome back to life amongst the common people Alabama fans.

Hey yall let's do our part and report dip shit out of existence

Report and block this account. Awful racist. Purports to be a PNW fan account.

It's Thanksgiving weekend. Bamma has just lost to Auburn to finish the season 7-5. KDB wakes up from a night of black out drinking and thinks to himself. "Who is this stripper in my hotel

Washington's Jonah Coleman was my #2 RB heading into the season and he didn't disapoint in week 1 199 total yards 2 TDs 6.21 yards after contact/attempt Pass blocking ✅