Phone Home this Friday, if it has been a long week 👽

There are firsts for everything. Got my first mani-pedi. Man was I missing out!

Looks like Lowe's is having a login outage. FusionAuth doesn’t 500 on login so I’m wondering why their login system is busted.

It’s on!

If they call Aang “Ong”, I’m gonna lose my shit!

I had a great time talking with Ben about my background, the history of FusionAuth, and our $65M raise. If you want to listen in, here's the places: YouTube: lnkd.in/dG5nFMn8 Apple: apple.co/44I6oAt Google: bit.ly/467oYTK Spotify: lnkd.in/dS-tPE7t

Huzzah! PHP Tek conference starts tomorrow. FusionAuth is happy to sponsor the beverage station. Enjoy! First person to reply with a beverage station pic gets a free t-shirt (shipping to only USA/Canada). To learn more about FusionAuth, check out: fusionauth.io/?utm_source=tw…

Introducing Hack ‘Em, the weekly show where hackers and unsuspecting victims battle each week. Will an account takeover happen? Tune into the first episode below. ⬇ youtube.com/watch?v=dMWtYG… #WorldPasswordDay #WorldPasswordDay2024

For all you coffee fueled coders out there!

Yes!! Please register and then vote for all the democrats (which is how most unregistered folks would likely vote statistically speaking). You’ll thank yourself because you prevented the collapse of a democracy. Thanks for the suggestion Elon Musk!

Soooo how do you say that you are scheduling multiple Uber Blacks in the future? Because, “I’m gonna place an order for some blacks” is super messed up!

Hey Bret Baier. What were you looking at off screen during this interview with Kamala Harris? My guess is your producer flagged you off the topic because you were “losing ground”. What was Fox News scared of?

Achievement unlocked. My first block. Though I think this is standard for most folks that support horrible people. I mean doesn’t supporting a racist mean you’re a racist? Honestly, I wonder who would work with Uncle Bob Martin at this point.

People keep saying that America has become more divisive and polarized. The truth is that it’s the same but the racist, homophobic, transphobic, authoritarian bigots think it’s okay to come out from the shadows. Spoiler alert, it’s still not okay.

Wowzers! What the flip is going on over at Okta?

Be VERY skeptical of billionaires that are trying to tell you how to think and where to get your information. They never have your best interest in mind.