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my toes have been tingling since a wedding last week. the internet tells me its either bad shoes, pre-diabetes, prostate cancer or the mushrooms I ate, at said wedding.

what's the vibe on here? is twitter professional or more like cool vibes?

Shot for Jenny Simpson PUMA Running the other week

I am doing a/b testing.

is salsa a valid serving of vegetables?

pretty sure I never even heard of an avocado until college

pasta is far too heavy for lunch

I want a dog so ugly that no ones asks me if they can pet it

I hope Taryn gets some rest

youtube.com/watch?v=QrR_gm… still the best tiny desk out there

Getting blood drawn is not a funny time to fart.

yea so... that's what I am saying

how many rats would it take to fight a snake?

spooky season

retweet for a sense of belonging in the world

I slept in this cave like thing like a rat would

I luv pizza and so should you

Honored to be included in this week's Friday Inspiration!

office party is going to be insane