I really want to get to half a million. If you haven't subscribed on YouTube, wouldja? :) youtube.com/brentalfloss

Made a new Mario Lyrics thing, in case u missed it: youtube.com/shorts/XlbelJA…

Yes, it has taken a ridiculously long time for Use Your Words 2 to come to consoles, and yes, I am working on DLC that may never actually get released

I’m in Florida & just accidentally caught some dolphins coming up for air

The only thing I want to ration is your Instagram stories Five a day is enough

#1 Dad mug energy

Bout to have some ham dip, ham pie, and ham-fried potatoes who’s with me

We're updating our backing tracks and mayyyy have gotten a little carried away with the scene transition music after "The Hyperchannel Rag".

There's no generative AI technology advanced enough to give you good taste

If I were to do a Flosstober "with lyrics" video this year, what would be a good game/music theme?

SO CLOSE to 10K followers on TikTok! Come on over if ya want to! tiktok.com/@brentalfloss.…

Happy *Not As Catchy As May The Fourth* day to you!

Amazing Oscar acceptance speech idea Put the thanks on a website, tell everybody the link, and then rattle off your shitlist till the orchestra drowns you out