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“We’re putting Microsoft Teams in your car” ok I’m putting arsenic in your drinking water. See I can make threats too

apart from "life is short" what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?

a child: what’s that? me holding an oreo milkshake: it’s spicy you won’t like it.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 🐦‍🔥

this is so true

I’m so sick of men fr and when I say this I don’t mean Chris Meloni he’s the only exception

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Mark Twain would have been absolutely brilliant on Twitter

Trump

Nina kept coming to Carly for help with Willow/Drew when she had the Ace up her sleeve the whole. Damn. Time. Even going to Carly’s home and attacking her. Saying mean words is the least Carly owes that moron. LMAO

Uhm….yeah….

Molly is so incredibly superior to Kristina and Sam, I have to wonder if she got switched at birth. And Alexis being ok with what K just did to her sister is ass. She is VERY clearly Kristina and Sam's mother. Apple/tree and all that. 🤣 #MollyDeservesBetter #RicIsTheBetterParent

You know what JaBritt convo I'm looking forward to? The one where they tell each other why they each faked their deaths. Britt did it to save the people who loved her from watching her decline from Huntington's, and she thought Jason was dead. Jason...🤣 #HeDidItForCarly

Turns out the "swamp" was the friends they made along the way.

Wait...people think that they only did #Jarly in 2021 because Burton was leaving? Really? Do they not understand calendars?🤣🤣 #GH

Do I get to pick? Because I got 3 and honestly, I’m capable with any of them but there’s definitely a hierarchy.