My name is Admiral General Aladeen, Supreme Leader of the General Aladeen. Late last night, my forces invaded (cont) tl.gd/fqooc9

Having NIGHTMARE day. Ran bath too deep, no plumber for 3 hours! Vant to eat egg - zere's no instructions how to open it! No zipper, nothing

Bit nervous today - am going into ze American netvorks to pitch ein version of Austria's most popular reality show, 'Ze Amazing Master Race'

Fantastische news! Fox are interested!

Just back from uncle's funeral - had fight mit egomaniac priest - apparently it's rude to ask for ze church wi-fi password during a service

Bruno's tip of ze day - do not try to have sex in a fire, just because it looks cool

Off to Paris tomorrow for ze premiere of mein movie - hope I'm made to feel as velcome as my grandfather und his battalion vere 65 years ago

Happy Fathers Day! Ich liebe my little baby OJ! Sure, it cries all ze time und scheisses in its unterpants, but zen so did my last boyfreund

It's mein Americanische Premiere tonite! Check me aus live on ze black carpet at www.brunocast.com

Some backbiting guys in ze gayvorld say Bruno's a bad spokesman for us - you don't hear ze astronaut community bitching about Buzz Lightyear

Just back von mein tour of der vorld. Bruno visited 8 countries in 19 days - zat's more zan any Austrian since 1941!

Bruno ist like Jesus or Ghandi - ve're basically messiahs mit millions of fans - und all 3 of us look AMAZING in just our unterpants

Bruno hits cinemas midnight Thursday! At last a positive gay role model after ze offensive Milk! Ich vill be at a theater somevhere in NYC!

Bruno ist in theaters at midnacht today! Ich vill be at ein screening in Neu York City!!

Bruno vill be vearing Versace - ich love Donatella's battered vintage leather bags, belts und face!

Vassup guys! Zere's a little movie called Bruno in theaters at ze moment, so put some pants on, hit pause on Gladiator und go check it aus!

Ich vould like to thank you guys for making Bruno #1 at ze box office! It's ze biggest opening for a gay documentary since Jerry Maguire!

Mankind has achieved some amazing things - 40 years ago Louis Armstrong landed on ze moon und 40 days ago Bruno landed on Eminem.

Check out this deleted scene from the upcoming DVD & Blu-ray. An interview of Pete Rose with Bruno. http://bit.ly/2nGPmp

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