how do i use this thing? @colindrucker

hey City of ManchesterNH Chris Sununu - how long are you going to let Xfinity run a monopoloy on our city? asking for a friend... *cough* Verizon Fios *cough*

hey @danny_pow is this thing on?

tryna win me some tickets!!! #junglejam anapp.me/f/CUz/+10333/

haven't gotten my mail or packages in three days. what gives, City Of Waltham?

Will Jackie say "yes" to the dress? Find out here! fb.me/4flM43kCI

@Realbuntymom did you see this? that's the chick from the retreat on the left. x.com/9GAG/status/60…

Why am I soooo tired? fb.me/tfOygiMr

that awkward moment when you realize you're the only person seeing the alien in a box emoji...

awesome chat on jrx this week with Joe Rogan & Dominic Monaghan.!!! gooood stuff.

@danny_pow x.com/madflavor/stat…

i like when the mail just... doesn't get picked up or delivered for two days. City Of Waltham

Our hearts hurt. fb.me/4I64yHV6J

@danny_pow im tryna use twitter more. i need some stuff on my feed other than me complaining at companies.

countless guests, callers, writers, on-air personalities & still the only sane person in the Howard Stern studio is fred. #HitEmWithTheHein

can't wait to watch Joey CoCo Diaz's new comedy special on Seeso tonight!! date night with @danny_pow! #cocksuckaz

just made my boyfriend watch ‘life with mikey’ which not only holds up, but is BETTER than i remember. Michael J. Fox i still love you just as much as i did when i was 12.