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Congratulations to Luther Conant Elementary School in @ABschools , the Edith C. Baker School in The Public Schools of Brookline , and PioneerCSS II in Saugus for being named National Blue Ribbon Schools today! #MaEdu ow.ly/lQa650KLAuY MassEducation

Anyone w little kids ever notice you can predict how long it will take them to go back to sleep based on when they wake up overnight? 12a-2a: right back to sleep. 3a-4a: up for 1.5 hrs. (And yes it’s a complete coincidence that I’m tweeting this at 4:30)

Just heard my 4-year-old mutter “this has to be a dream”

Twitter, it was fun while it lasted

Never mind, I’m staying

I AM CRYING mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-par…

More than 100,000 Americans missed work last month because of child-care problems, an all-time high that’s even greater than during the height of the pandemic, according to new data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. washingtonpost.com/business/2022/…

there are very few things I am extremely hardcore about, but Thanksgiving dinner is one of them

Walking my daughter to a bday party in our neighborhood, passed a woman carrying a toddler. My impulse was “WHY IS THAT CHILD NOT IN BED?” It’s 5:30.

Why does my 9-year-old refuse to practice violin the entire day until it’s time for her younger sister to go to bed?

Trying to set a new PR for how many times I can run my dishwasher in a day

Time for my annual Christmas Day fast, which runs from the hours of 9 to 11:30 AM

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DNA Sequencing to Detect Residual Disease for Acute Myeloid Leukemia ja.ma/3JgqIBj via JAMA part of JAMA Network