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It dashed out like it had stolen something.

Plopcorn.

Firm and uncomfortably broad.

Pap! Pap! Shots fired, spraying the bowl. Hectic, but a relief.

Recess is next week. Parliament is sitting now...but Nigel is on holiday. The representation of the people of Clacton is just a hobby horse to him.

Reform UK Cornwall’s Brass Neck Having only won 28 of the required 44 seats to form a council administration, Reform UK in Cornwall are complaining that the other parties have formed a perfectly legal and proper administration as a coalition. They fail to mention their

Sun Ra, #BOTD. Tootie Heath told a story: Right before being pushed in the back of a police cruiser following a bust for possession of marijuana, Herman Blount turned, looked the arresting officer right in the eye, and said, “This is the unfriendliest planet I’ve ever been on.”

It's precisely five years today since Dominic Cummings gave a press conference in the Downing Street garden to explain why the rules didn't apply to him. What crazy days those were.

Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite? Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

Oh .... That's ... that's highly illegal, by the way.

Just announced for London: the Peter Johnstone International Organ Quartet feat Joe Locke, Tommy Smith and Alyn Cosker The 606 Club Wed 9th July: tinyurl.com/yc82xuf3

All you need to know about Elon Musk’s stunning success is that he lasted 2.65 Liz Trusses and lost 150 billion dollars.

Reminder that Farage described Liz Truss’s disastrous mini-Budget (the one that sent mortgages spiralling) as “the best Conservative budget since 1986”

Reform UK deputy leader Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧 claimed “this Labour government has allowed the biggest influx of migrants in British history”. He’s not explained what that claim’s based on, but neither we nor the Migration Observatory can find data to support it. buff.ly/pN8sJWI

Solar energy in the Netherlands is so efficient the network can’t cope & electricity will be free from 12-5pm at weekends from tomorrow until 30 Sept. Reform Ltd are liars.

Your enemies don’t claim universal credit, they fly in private jets👍

There have been reductions of 75% in child mortality and 50% in child injury in some areas of London since introducing 20mph limits. Separate studies have found 20mph limits reduce all accidents by 35%.

Nigel Farage leaves reporters waiting in car park as he skips Hamilton walkabout heraldscotland.com/news/25208981.…

‘No-show Nigel’ Nigel Farage dodges media event in Hamilton standard.co.uk/news/politics/…

Light buoyant faeces with a lemon tang and fluffed edges. Spring is here.